i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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