I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
my poor anus
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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