we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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