New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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