with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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