You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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