Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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