We won't sleep together?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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