WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!