i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I love you.
Bad choice
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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