How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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