I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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