don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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