I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I party with great urgency now.
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