She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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