We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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