Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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