He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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