hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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