I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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