Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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