and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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