He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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