I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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