somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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