I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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