i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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