It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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