fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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