I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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