It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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