Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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