I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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