I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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