she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time