Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.