Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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