Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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