i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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