i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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