I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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