Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I am naked and annoyed.
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