Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize