so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
last night I used snow as a chaser
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.