I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course