i just google imaged poop.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.