hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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