hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
they're like a gay fantastic four
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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