she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Less talking, more tequila
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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