so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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