about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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