"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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