nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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