found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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