I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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