Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we made out on top of his cat.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We are all done wearing pants today
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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