just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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