I like to think it a success when the cops are called
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You made out with two different species that night
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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