It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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