awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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