He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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