I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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