Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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