is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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