i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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